I can't for the life of me remember where it was I saw it, but at some point over the past week and during a mindless magazine flicking session the concept of haphazard white kirby grips slotted into my hair felt like a good idea. Now (this is where I rant off like an old relative desperate to recall a piece of information that has since become irrelevant, counting on each finger in the process..) it was either a photograph in the July Elle. Or am I thinking of Vogue? Then again a couple of old 2001 i-Ds have the current 'top spot' atop the magazine stack next to my toilet. Don't frown upon this. It is common knowledge that like scone pronounciation ('sc-gone'? 'sc-own'?) and indeed scone consumption (cream or jam first?) people can be divided into two camps: toilet readers and toilet frowners. I am not ashamed that I fall into the former, it is where great minds do their best thinking. Which I suppose means that I have a great mind and that white haphazard kirby grips are great thinking. Thank you, I'll take that.