I'm really giving Victoria Beckham a run for her money, and whats more, this style icon shit is so easy, you just have to hang out with Karl and the rest is history. He even invited me to his Dinner Party last friday, and I got papped with him and Gary Pugh. My agent told me I did really well being seen with those two... Apparently Perez has been posting about me more than usual too, score!
I've made lots of new friends, after sharing sex tips with Marc Jacob's BF, we hung out on the front rows of all the Paris shows together, and guess who else was on the front row at Chloe? Chloe Sevigny! She's so quirky; I think this gives me major cred. And that chick out of the Harry Potter movies is hot shit in Paris, so we swapped phone numbers afterwards, too.
Sharon Osbourne called me a has-been. All I have to say is; she's sitting next to Kylie's sister and some irish guy everyweek, and I'm hanging out with Mario Testino and Kanye West, so you do the math, bitch!
More later, about to have my wax,